these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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