brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Small penises have feelings too.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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