Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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