It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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