i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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