Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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