i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
false alarm. still invincible.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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