who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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