I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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