Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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