Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
