Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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