He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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