but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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