i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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