I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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