Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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