So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Dear god my vagina.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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