at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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