I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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