Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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