is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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