my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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