I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize
