Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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