Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
