Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
my sisters under your porch take her home
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize