I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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