I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
as a side note pls kill me
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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