it was like eating out sand paper
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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