Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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