somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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