So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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