So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
operation have a gay friend backfired
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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