i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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