I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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