your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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