He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Omg I joined a choir last night...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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