So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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