either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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