I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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