Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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