The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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