operation harelip BJ is a go
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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