i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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