But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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