you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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