and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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