I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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