a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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