How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she peed on how many people?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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