Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
im six kinds of drunk right now
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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