ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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